BIZARRE REAL LIFE STORY LIBRARY
Friday 18th July 2008
A car crash revealed my pregnancy
Dressed like a chicken on my hen do
I had half a body lift
My two year old wears makeup
My big day bargain
I'm a psychic drag queen
My bloke's a butler in the buff
My dog's been reincarnated
My hilarious hen do
Furry guests of honour
I'm a Facebook detective
Interkitty Express
Groped by a ghost
Hanging out with vampires
Pregnant on a zip wire
I never eat on Mondays
I breastfeed my dog
My piglet's a porker
I have 50 orgasms a day
We struck gold with a metal detector
House hoggers
We leave mince pies for ghosts
Pregnant with no cervix
Here come the hens
We had our wedding at a curry house
Ballad of the bowels
My swine flu groom
Woman's best friend
My gammy eye's a goner
Poleaxed
My haunted handbag
A jet ski ripped off my hand
My bridesmaid was a dog
I lost an apron of skin
Rolf Harris helped Phil propose
Nick Knowles saved my life
My brother's a zombie
Meet my twins
My muscleman beat bigorexia
Mum's celebrity birthday
A message from beyond
I auditioned for X Factor as a chicken
My dreams tell the future
Arrested on my wedding night
Sliced before I burst open
Impaled on a night out
Spirits speaking through Albert the dummy
Me and my bloke have the same name
Facebook saved my cat
My giant tongue
I don't wear makeup now I'm a dad
Jade's big nipple no more
The ultimate gift
Naked va va voom
There's a bush fire
200k of surgery to look like Nefertiti
Impaled on a bedpost
My son won't stop growing
Crippled by the cleaning
A road trip stopped Jess binge drinking
I called time on our ghosts
I walked with wolves
My car exploded in a fireball
Waste not want not
Being chubby saved his life
A psychic saved my dog
My 12 hour toilet terror
I love Roo
That Pollyfilla looks delicious
Saved by Superpup
Get that oil rig out of my living room
We brought a ghost back from holiday
A foul-mouthed parrot
It took six people to carry me
My campaign had worked
It was fast and furious
It's better than an old carrier bag
I was spammed
Hooked like a fish
From convent girl to call girl
I'm back to front
My boob exploded in Morrisons
He's a BBQ champion
It's just a scratch
I showed Simon Cowell
Yours will never be as big as mine
My furry children
What a plonker
Banged up in my undies
We're the naked rowers
A ghost in my hamster wheel
I'll make a cake you're proud of
I'm going to skateboard round Ireland
Hold on to your boobs
He battered my lips off
Shakira saved my life
Red hot soup flew through the air
I squash men to get back at my thin sister
Eaten alive by my pet snake
Two TV stars were at our wedding
Hook Line Lift Off
Brush with death
Raised by chickens
Adventures of a meerkat
Becoming beautiful
Hangover from hell
Matchmaking mutts
I trashed my mate's hen night
My ex and my toyboy paid for my new tum
My prehistoric Picasso
Cradling a dying man saved my life
Scaffold collapse survivor
I take my dead husband to work
I've got celebrity skin
Competition crazy
Shayna West survived a death defying skydive
My boob exploded
Hats off for Jason's big surprise
Rescued by an elephant
Boob job for my wedding
Britain's stretchiest man
My soggy moggy
Our wedding went up in flames
Starving on honeymoon
Car park panic
Crippled by the filing cabinet
I sell my breast milk
Lifesaving snooze
Terror on the toilet
Married to Mr Muscle
Boobs look like a bottom
Back fat has mind of its own
In love with a little orange man
Surgery after I was raped
Get fit with Chubby Mike
Eating in sleep made me fat
Luck -key escape
Starving through guilt
Sucked out my girl's eyeball
Buried alive in a wheelie bin!
Fags very much!
Feet ripped off at funfair
24 hours to live!
Mugged in paradise
Meet the human tripod!
Brothers boobs bigger than mine
Firebombed by neighbour!
Chatted to girlfriend when raped me!
Dream saved my life!
Hubby's willy looks like a pelican!
Nipples hung round my waist!
Around the world with Elvis!
Hubby with half a head!
Stabbed while pregnant!
Burglar asleep in bed!
Bargain body parts!
Groper caught red-handed!
Swallowed dentist's drill!
Scalped at the funfair!
Raped on QE2!
Third boob job!
50stone sex bomb!
Head sliced with propeller!
Fiance froze leg off!
Impaled by a tree!
Wind nearly killed me!
Skull in freezer!
Blew up like a balloon!
Honeymoon shower shocker!
Walked 30 miles to stay thin!
Lamp stole my smile!
Raped by a nurse!
Nose ate itself!
Hit by a tram!
Thrown into jail for what?
Raped by trannie dad!
Moobs driving him mad!
Conned by best mate!
Mum burst into flames
Was my wife turning into a man?
I survived an air crash!
Sneeze almost killed me!
I'm marrying a Smurf!
Eye made from tooth!
I rubbed my face off!
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