BIZARRE REAL LIFE STORY LIBRARY
Friday 18th July 2008
I trashed my mate's hen night
My ex and my toyboy paid for my new tum
My prehistoric Picasso
Cradling a dying man saved my life
Scaffold collapse survivor
He's the worlds oldest strongman
I take my dead husband to work
I've got celebrity skin
Competition crazy
Shayna West survived a death defying skydive
My boob exploded
Hats off for Jason's big surprise
Rescued by an elephant
Boob job for my wedding
Britain's stretchiest man
My soggy moggy
Our wedding went up in flames
Starving on honeymoon
Car park panic
Crippled by the filing cabinet
I sell my breast milk
Lifesaving snooze
Terror on the toilet
Married to Mr Muscle
Boobs look like a bottom
Back fat has mind of its own
In love with a little orange man
Surgery after I was raped
Get fit with Chubby Mike
Eating in sleep made me fat
Luck -key escape
Starving through guilt
Sucked out my girl's eyeball
Buried alive in a wheelie bin!
Fags very much!
Feet ripped off at funfair
24 hours to live!
Mugged in paradise
Meet the human tripod!
Brothers boobs bigger than mine
Firebombed by neighbour!
Chatted to girlfriend when raped me!
Dream saved my life!
Hubby's willy looks like a pelican!
Nipples hung round my waist!
Around the world with Elvis!
Hubby with half a head!
Stabbed while pregnant!
Burglar asleep in bed!
Bargain body parts!
Groper caught red-handed!
Swallowed dentist's drill!
Scalped at the funfair!
Raped on QE2!
Third boob job!
50stone sex bomb!
Head sliced with propeller!
Fiance froze leg off!
Impaled by a tree!
Wind nearly killed me!
Skull in freezer!
Blew up like a balloon!
Honeymoon shower shocker!
Walked 30 miles to stay thin!
Lamp stole my smile!
Raped by a nurse!
Nose ate itself!
Hit by a tram!
Thrown into jail for what?
Raped by trannie dad!
Moobs driving him mad!
Conned by best mate!
Mum burst into flames
Was my wife turning into a man?
I survived an air crash!
Sneeze almost killed me!
I'm marrying a Smurf!
Eye made from tooth!
I rubbed my face off!
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