BIZARRE REAL LIFE STORY LIBRARY
Friday 18th July 2008
Hubby's willy looks like a pelican!
Nipples hung round my waist!
Around the world with Elvis!
Hubby with half a head!
Stabbed while pregnant!
Burglar asleep in bed!
Bargain body parts!
Groper caught red-handed!
Swallowed dentist's drill!
Scalped at the funfair!
Raped on QE2!
Third boob job!
50stone sex bomb!
Head sliced with propeller!
Fiance froze leg off!
Impaled by a tree!
Wind nearly killed me!
Skull in freezer!
Blew up like a balloon!
Honeymoon shower shocker!
Walked 30 miles to stay thin!
Lamp stole my smile!
Raped by a nurse!
Nose ate itself!
Hit by a tram!
Thrown into jail for what?
Raped by trannie dad!
Moobs driving him mad!
Conned by best mate!
Mum burst into flames
Was my wife turning into a man?
I survived an air crash!
Sneeze almost killed me!
I'm marrying a Smurf!
Eye made from tooth!
I rubbed my face off!
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Love & Lust!
Murder & Death!
Family Sagas!
Babies & Birth!